Beautiful Bitch

SUAI

2005-12-09T05:44:00.000-08:00

i tell you ar
yesterday i damn unlucky

1st i took ice which was not completely frozen then i dropped it
i splashed myself and eliza with water

then i was playing with my toy boob
and it burst right in my face
my eyes so pain
i got even more wet
some more the liquid inside so smelly and sticky

then we went up to my room
i bounced on my bed
and the planks under the bed dropped
i went to fix it and more planks fell on my head

then val and clare take photo
so i intended to jump off the chair
and the chair toppled over
i fell face down flat on the floor

my arm got 1 small blue black
right knee got 1 small 1 big
left knee got 1 big
my hip got 1 enormous one
and i sprained my left wrist

poor me right
so unlucky
sigh sigh sigh

vlyy

2005-12-02T05:32:00.000-08:00

i hate you vanessa lim ying ying
you are meanie mean mean
you suck you suck you suck
i thought you were nice
fine la
go and bitch about me to the seniors la
maybe it can get you some plus points with them
i dont care it doesnt bother me
i just found out that you were a bloody backstabber
funny right?
no one seems to agree with you
and btw you made such a lousy cheer captain for our class
a lot of people agreed in case you didnt know
go to jail la
hmph

boredom

2005-11-15T07:03:00.000-08:00

save me from boredom please!
at least im going rock climbing with mandy+ co and watching harry potter with lianne+co
that'll keep me busy for a while
anw im in pain
i think my hand's gonna drop off
yeow
i cant type properly now
bleh

untitled

2005-11-08T05:39:00.000-08:00

i dont think i want to talk to her ever again
she is my mother and she fucking does not understand me
i wont watch exorcism of emily rose with her
i wont do anything with her
she is a bitch
no she is much worse than that
go and die lah
bitcy mum

untitled

2005-10-28T06:15:00.000-07:00

got results back today
screwed up everything
mom was so bloody competitive
so irritating can't stand her
im not talking to her
i hate competition
why would i want to kill myself with studying???
crazy
anyway some teacher asked clare not to imix with us
as we were considered the wrong crowd
wtf right?
i dont think i will blog about teachers
its dangerous
wish i wasnt a singaporean
sheesh
gtg

271005

2005-10-26T21:29:00.000-07:00

im blogging today cos i came home at midnight yesterday
we won cheerleading and march past!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh ya and we also won overall champion
tjl looked kinda happy but whatever lah

went to j8 to take neoprint with val sam and clare
clare was damn funny
we wrote dull dim and dumb and drew arrows pointing at her
and all she said was 'all of you bully me! big bully!'
lol
oh ya went to macs for lunch
didnt finish my food
3 irritating boys were whistling
yuck

met my mum and sis at ard 330
went to taka to buy sis' art stuff
walked around
then took taxi to marina square
went to thai restaurant to celebrate my daddy's birthday
food was like damn nice
bought tickets to watch skeleton key
freaky like shit
even though was not horror
slept with lights on
and woke up late
so i didnt go to school today!!!!
whee!

i have a lot of things to say today

2005-10-18T03:19:00.000-07:00

today was fun we had this retreat thingy in school
for some reason i felt like crying
but i held it in until natalie soh hugged me
then i was like 'oh shit, im crying'
ya it was fun

after that we (clare,me,lianne,audrey and anne ) went to macs in toa payoh for lunch
after that lianne, me and clare went to far east
oh yeah, val, i bought your skirt
lianne also bought becky's prezzie
so fun
all of us took neoprint
8 bucks
so expensive
anyway im talking to val online now, she is happy
good so i didnt get broke for nth

ya, another thing
some bitch wasn't too happy with 1/1 winning lit drama
i know her name but not nice to mention
if you noticed not many people agreed with your opinion
i think it is only right to apologise to 1/1 if you realised your mistake
not just to al
but to the rest of 1/1
on the class blog, may i suggest?
sure your class skit was really good but it was damn out of point
so yeah
face it
dont be such a sore loser

hey bitches

2005-10-13T03:56:00.000-07:00

hey all you anoynomous bitches
do you take bitch as a compliment or an insult?
if you take it as a compliment than thank you
if you do not please,i beseech you to fuck off
thank you very much
and i do not have any bitchy updates
so you can fuck off for now
leave your fucking name so i can know who the hell you are
COWARD

continue

2005-10-07T08:06:00.000-07:00

continued wishlist...
furby
hilary duff's best album -the latest one( the one with wake up)
halloween mug from toysrus(oh shit i dont know how to spell)
clothes? nah... i prefer to choose my own
queen couture t-shirts
maybelline foundation(green cover one) shade 21
guess jeans -sinful (size 25)
to be continued

continued wishlist

2005-10-05T07:10:00.000-07:00

Take back the holly and mistletoe
Silver bells on a string
If I wrote a letter to Santa Claus
I would ask for just one thing
I don't need sleigh rides in the snow
I don't want a Christmas that's blue
Take back the tinsel, stockings and bows
'Cuz all I want for Christmas is you
I don't need expensive things
They don't matter to me
What I want can't be found
Underneath the Christmas tree
You are the angel that tops my tree
You are my dream come true
Santa can't bring me what I need
'Cuz all I want for Christmas is you
I don't need expensive things
They don't matter to me
What I want can't be found
Underneath the Christmas tree
You are the angel that tops my tree
You are my dream come true
Santa can't bring me what I need
Cuz all I want for Christmas is you
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah all I want for Christmas is you

i want a white knee-length dress!!! for the party
waahhhh!i lost mine
so nice lah the other one
damn festive

xmas party

2005-10-04T07:09:00.000-07:00

poor val she got grounded
her dad came to fetch her home:(
so she cannot go to orchid park to'chase boys'
ahh anw
i want a new dress
for the xmas party
hint hint
i feel so festive
val wants so many things
im going to be so broke
i also want a lot of things
maybe a silver cloth belt
not metal -i have too many metal belts already
hmmm ...i want TOO HOT the cd
i want steroids...lol(joking)
pink and purple and glittery stuff
i need a fancy new notebook too
i want havaianas-white ones and maybe a bit of heel(1-inch?)
white crop pants(i have one but i need a backup in case it gets stained)
nippies(someone stole mine!)
and a lot more but i cant place my finger at it
anthea go see ok?
love you my 'secret santa'
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!!
dress festive WHEE!!!!

no more

2005-09-30T07:40:00.000-07:00

go and die lah
and i dont like him anymore
so screw off
dont tag me
he is just my friend
bye

scolded

2005-09-28T07:08:00.000-07:00

i got scolded in science today:(
not surprising
ergh
she cant stand me i think because i look bimbotic to her

blogging

2005-09-02T05:27:00.000-07:00

people i have an idea
actually from chanel's tag
do you want a burn book like the 1 in mean girls
it's easier to keep track of who we bitch about these days
too much bitching's in the air
hard to keep track
just an idea
tell you more in school and chalet
whee!!!
love glad
p.s you don't know me well to say that i try hard to be a bitch and slut. i am a bitch and slut

back?

2005-08-22T06:03:00.000-07:00

i've been helping kar ann edit her template and all so i haven't been blogging
sorry
but my posts are boring anyway
unless it involves serious bitching
BITCH UNVEILED
if you think my blog is controversial
please don't read
keep your innocent eyes
i hate --
poseur
do you seriously think you can be miss popular
or like control us with anything you say
or like copy all the popular people like
clare's laugh and anne's sense of humour, etc
stoppit you're pissing my ass off girl
cry like fuck
do i LOOK like i care
do you think i care???

sorry i'm bitchy
i dont give a fucking damn
so ya

cas suck

2005-08-16T06:36:00.000-07:00

cas are really sucky
i screwed up most of it anyway so ya
got my science back
TAL is fast man!!!!
i got 42.5
i was supposed to get 43.5
she count wrongly
but she's moody so i dont want to get on her nerves
but it's counted for SA
aiyah heck dont care lah...only 1 mark

lianne's in love

2005-08-15T07:55:00.000-07:00

i wish lianne the best of luck in her love life
see her post

just got home from the hotel. aunty brought us to stay at swissotel next to the padang so we could see the ndp. fireworks and parachutees and flypast was super super nice cos it was practically like outside our balcony!!! haha. the yesterday after dinner was so embarrassing in the hotel lift. we were going down then the lift stopped and this family came in. group of teenage boys and their mum, i think. then ya so i just looked that way and caught one of the boy's glances. think he was around 15. okay he's quite cute la. then i looked that way again then he was looking at me then i looked at him and i think he got scared haha. then he smiled at me so out of pure curteousy I smiled back. and his mother saw and then she looked at her son and then she gave him that look and smiled at me too. and i was like..okay. then great his brothers caught on and started teasing him and nudging him and they all kept staring at me. gawdd so embarassing man. then my aunty caught on and she was like wahh wahh and smiling and nudging me and goodness i was totally so embarrassed i just pretended not to hear her. and then we got out of the lift and i was like phew!! and then he caught my glance and he was like embarrassed too so he quickly looked away and his stupid annoying brothers were grinning away and whispering. erghh.

see???so sweet right...haha
good luck lianne

so irritating

2005-08-11T04:17:00.000-07:00

i think -- is bloody annoying
in class when a teacher says something
she'll act damn blur , 'huh??? oh ok' and give a retarded laugh (trying to get attention right?)
idiot...
then no one talking to you, you keep on trying to butt in and make corny remarks
trying to be a bitch
try too hard
more like a poseur than a bitch
ass lah you!!!

don't read if you're not happy

2005-08-11T04:10:00.000-07:00

a blog is something like an online diary that you don't mind people reading
so it's not so private
but do not read blogs if you don't like them
then you spam and complain and if you're a teacher you scold and give detention
a blog is your own
you have every right to write whatever you want in it
no one can scold you
defend your human rights
seriously
i think people who don't like blogs but still read them are stupid
and nosey and irritating
then when they see you, they go 'eeyer, why like that?'
so pissifying

fuck shit

2005-08-06T06:36:00.000-07:00

this is fuck screwed
damn shit lah
i got banned from com for this whole week
damn
i am sleepy
i hate studying
screw them lah
it's not even SAs
it's the damn bloody shit ass CAs
fuck them lah
and my fucking math tll teacher has to call my mum to say i dont do my work
i do it!!!! i go it most of the time
what the fuck this is so fucking unfair
i hate her
i want to quit my tll class
screw everyone
eeerrrrggghhh
asshole

dao

2005-07-28T04:25:00.000-07:00

i got ignored by most of my seniors
i think they are so damn pissed with me for ponning cheer so many times
not like they needed me also what
so i just quit and they become so fucking bitchy
but then today ignored them back
so irritating
there was cheer today
damn pain, not fun
shoulder sit and shoulder stand
i have so many cuts and my neck is stiff like constipated shit
what the hell
coach just made it worse
what an ass
coach with his stupid nose thing

i hate u

2005-07-26T06:40:00.000-07:00

great!
now you're going out with her!
isn't that wonderful
why do you still bother sms-ing me then
just fuck leave me ALONE
i don't know whether you're fucking with me
but i think you are
cause SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU
at least that's what she told one of my best freinds
and i obviously trust my freind more than you
cos you're jsut some heartless ass who doesn't know any fucking thing about relationships

fuck you
go and die!

sweetie

2005-07-24T04:49:00.001-07:00

heyy sweetie
the email you sent me
that was really the epitome of sweetness
but i don't exactly appreciate it
especially if you keep smsing me about another girl
i know she's pretty
and you have to rub it in right???
so don't msg me again if you want to talk abt her

hey you know, you're a great friend, just maybe not boyfriend material

sweetie

2005-07-24T04:49:00.000-07:00

angry

2005-07-13T04:16:00.000-07:00

i am so pissed with tt bloody bastard and bitch
try to scold me and my friends right???
dont let us talk right???
FINE!!!
see who answers your questions now...
life is gonna be shit for you from now on
serves you right
i should not get too angry
it's bad for my baby

normal

2005-07-05T06:36:00.000-07:00

i think i will change my style to bohemian
it's nice leh...
i still don't know how to upload photos on friendster
i'm dumb
i need to piss now
so off i go
lol

back to school

2005-06-27T06:28:00.000-07:00

hihi
school started again :(
and i changed my place
shit
but it rocks more
at least no one walks past my chair now:)
anw i bet the teachers are going to regret this
anne, lianne,alyssa,eliza, me alesia n becky.etc all sitting so close
sure damn noisy one...
haha...good fot them ...they'll blame fisherwoman!
thx for the present, alyssa!!!
the earrings are so frigging cool:)

im pissed

2005-06-26T04:23:00.000-07:00

i am fucking pissed
i DO NOT fucking like him
he is too fucking old for me
if you insist that i fucking like him
then i suggest that you fucking read this
i fucking swear that i do not like him, if i do, i will fucking die
go mind ur own fucking business
FUCKERS!!!

I hate you fucking slut, i hope you fucking die
i hope you get to hell and satan sticks a needle in your eye

sentosa

2005-06-21T06:04:00.000-07:00

heehee we ( as in coach, me,dewi,norine,yvelyn,cynthia,eunice,natalie) went to sentosa today
damn fun lah
my mum didn't want me to wear a bikini
so i hid the bikini in wrapping paper in a box saying it was a farewell gift for the sec4s
(like they were even coming)
cheerleading in water was fun but i built sandcastles
heehee lazy little me
another thing my mum didn't know...
i sneaked off to bishan j8 to take neoprint with norine and dewi
damn nice
i feel so naughty today
anyway i didn't wear the bikini
i forgot coach was coming
blur me
i wore a tankini-pink n brown
so cute
aiyah also nothing to see what...
don't know why my mum so uptight about

new friendster

2005-06-13T06:38:00.000-07:00

cheryl has a new friendster account
her new email is ovenbaked@gmail.com
pls add her n write her a testimonial
thx so much if u don't want to write then just add her
she's so pitiful
no friends at all
accept me that is
god bless and remember to add!:)

happy bdae

2005-06-12T07:30:00.000-07:00

my sis is officially 18
she can drink alcohol now
unfair
i love my sis
i don't why we quarrel sometimes
but i still love her
awww...so sweet
this is a shorrt post
so
bb 4 now
and cheer rocks more

modelling

2005-06-11T06:53:00.000-07:00

i spent $125 on cheryl's bdae
i'm like so completly broke now
broke but satisfied
i just love the sausage seller
he looks really young
hmm...maybe he's waiting for his 'o'level results
i'm frigging pissed cos 2 ppl asked me to be a model
but my mom didn't let me
instead she wanted me to learn some shit- forensic science and DNA
how am i supposed to react???
give up glamorous world of modelling and enter nerdy world of science
wtf...
how can she think this is for my own good
modelling is my passion
maybe i'm not fated
i'm fat and ugly
fuck her
this IS disappointing...

good girl image

2005-06-03T06:30:00.000-07:00

i think i shall adopt d image of a good girl now
i will not dress like a slut
i will be good
i will study hard
i will not be egoistic
i will not flaunt my boobs

i hope this resolution lasts...

distressed

2005-06-01T07:06:00.001-07:00

HELP!!!!
i still don't know e steps 4 e cheer performance
how???im damn worried...
btw modern dance reali sucked
both sessions
anw today the coach got stomach ache
so we got released early
hahahaha
good 4 him
dance sux
i prefer cheer
yea...cheer rox!!!
wooooo!!!!

ass continution

2005-05-26T06:46:00.000-07:00

what the fuck lah
you know today that 'washing board' said 'your fat butt is blocking my view'
goddamit lah
at least i got a figure unlike some...
anw i am happy even though we did not win :(
we got 4th
1/2 and 1/4 got 1st 1/3got third
i got selected to be 1 of the 16 or 18 ppl for e performance on honours day
heeheehee...happy
i love everyone except washing board
she keeps insisting that im fat
sounds like an inferior and insecure freak to me
i know she is skinny nd im not
but it is not nice to be called fat
i am sensitive about my weight
bleh so beta not insult me unless you want to be the subject of my posts
boo

ass not lyk tt

2005-05-25T06:18:00.000-07:00

horrible freaking asshole
ppl u noe what that asshole said
she sed i was fat and that e skirt i was wearing(val's skirt)
not like she's damn light also rite??
norine is much prettier and a better flier and lighter so much better than you!!!
you totally suck!!!
summore dance until so extra n keep turning e wrong way
wear your pasar malam jeans at the waist.wth never see any1 as o-biang as you
hate you like hell
go and die!!!
anw tt's what you want,
keep drawing blood on your hand
trying to get sympathy ???
DREAM ON gal!!!

results

2005-05-20T06:23:00.000-07:00

i got all my results today
yup...i guessed it
i flunked!
hip hip hooray!!

english A2
math A1
science A2
geography B4
higher chinese B3
history B4

that's all
bad rite?

bleh

i'm also not as blogging as usual now
got a lot of things to do

our class dance is so FETCH!!!

chan's email is bchanks@hotmail.com

over

2005-05-13T07:33:00.000-07:00

exams are over
i thinked i flunked
but i dun give a fuck

k here's what happened today
i went out with anne lianne valerie samantha alyssa
took neoprint
pierced 3rd ear hole
watched coach carter

couldn't get a cab
got fuck late for class
got fucking scolding frm mum

screamed scolded at by sister and parents
no one defended me
got fuck beaten up by sister
no one defended me

so when i fuck say i like fuck school more
it's not my fucking fault
it's the fucking treatment i get at home

if i had e fucking $
i swear i'd fucking run away

my parents fuss over my 18 yr old n useless sister
just because she is fucking anorexic
i am fucking fat n she's fucking thin
i am fucking ugly n she is fucking beautiful

get it?

so get the fuck out of my sight
i hate my family
if it weren't for freinds( thx li and anne)
i would just fucking die
i love my fucking friends
they stand by u no matter what not like family who only wants u for your fucking good grades

exams break

2005-05-02T07:30:00.000-07:00

i am going to stop blogging temporarily because the exams are coming and i need to study
i shall not complain because it might pay off if i do well
fuck my mum was sarcastic today
she said she would give me 1000 bucks if i got full marks for anything
so damn sacarstic rite
ok i won't blog until e exams are over!
so bye until then

disgusted

2005-04-29T08:13:00.000-07:00

i am DISGUSTED to begin with
1.regarding the quiz to qualify for bitch.inc
-someone had 60% of poseur answers
- don't think i cannot differentiate between a real bitch and a poseur
-DISGUSTING

2.actions speak louder then words
- did u see priscilla's socks-so copy and follow the crowd one
-i bet she thinks she's damn cool cos she's sitting next to anne-
DISGUSTING

SO MANY AWLFUL PPL IN OUR CLASSNO WONDER I'M DISGUSTED

POO!!!

exams

2005-04-28T07:27:00.000-07:00

i am busy studying for exams
i am really really sleepy now
i hate geography
so many things to study
i was sleepy at like 8.50pm
but i couldn't sleep
cos' my mum wouldn't allow me
everything is study study study
later burn-out then die
so unreasonable u know parents
urgh!!!

blah

2005-04-24T07:34:00.000-07:00

today was BORING
except tt i got scolded by tt stupid sunday school teacher for lack of discipline and interest
ok here's the fun part:
we played charades( i'm not sure how to spell though)BOYS VS GIRLS
nicole me kar and val yap acted as mean girls
SO FUNNY
e kiss butt thing n e jingle bell rock HA!
AND THE BOYS COULDN'T GUESS
so dumb

ya boys are DUMB

except 1 guy to anne
how r u and WK going??

i know tt you'll kill me tmr if you read this today
I'm prepared
lol
bye...kiss ass

YUMS

2005-04-23T07:35:00.000-07:00

I ate a whole lot of food today...lol
k scratch tt

ANNE XUE PEIYING
when are you going to create e bitch.inc blog eh???

i want to bitch.
BITCH BITCH BITCH

LOL
K there are 8 of us now
-clarissa,me,you,lianne,eliza,valerie,alyssa and jasmine
SO...
if there is a BITCH.INC party after the exams
let's invite only e bitches and 2 other ppl
1 of them must be sam and the other we vote lah!

AND
i made up some names for us
tell allof you of monday

*we are the bitching class in the caste system

AND
WE ROCK!!!

i should be saying all this on e tagboard instead
shouldn't i???

irritant

2005-04-22T08:06:00.000-07:00

U ARE AN ANNOYING ASS
I CAN'T CALL YOU A BITCH COS YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
U CAN SAY THAT I AM A SOCIAL OUTCAST AND THAT I SUCK
GIRL...YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PERSON TO INSULT COS I'M JUST ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR FUCKED-UP LIFE

I AM GOING TO REVEAL WHO YOU ARE:

-YOU THINK YOU'RE A DAMN GOOD FLIER WHEN YOU SUCK (this is apt usage of the word "suck")
-YOU COPY THE POPULAR PPL...(u noe i dun have to elaborate)
-YOU LIKE POSEUR BANDS LIKE GREENDAY
-YOU THINK PAPERCLIPS IN YOUR HAIR IS COOL
-YOU CAN'T WEAR YOUR HAIRBAND PROPRELY
-YOUR FASHION SUCKS
-YOUR BLOG SUCKS
-YOU SUCK
-YOU ARE A NERD(well tt's obvious)
-YOU THINK THE SHITTEST THINGS ARE COOL
-YOU ASKED WHY YOU'RE NOT IN BITCH.INC...YOU HEARD THE ANSWER..YOU FELT "LEFT OUT" SO YOU SAID BITCH.INC SUCKS
-IT'S SO OBVIOUS YOU'RE JEALOUS AND INSECURE
-YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE WORST OF ME
-I DON'T HAVE TO SAY MUCH MORE..BECAUSE THAT'S NEARLY BAD ENOUGH TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION

oops my hand just slipped and everyone is going to see me let 1 rip.
(eminem...but i changed e lyrics)

bitch.inc

2005-04-19T07:36:00.000-07:00

kk peeps involved in Bitch.inc are
( val if you want),eliza, alyssa , anne ,lianne , n ME!!!
we bitch about ppl who REALLY SUCK
i shan't mention names but examples are:
ppl who try to be what they are NOT, POSEURS in other words

oh ya and who gave e name Bitch.inc ar???
must be either anne, lianne or alyssa
aiya thx anw
my sexy sista dah'lin s

i love y'all always
love glad

New Skin

2005-04-17T07:49:00.000-07:00

LIANNE!!!! THX SO MUCH!!!...to everyone: lianne helped me with e html...she deserves e credit...so YAY!!!
I'm so happy today n I don't know why...LADEDADEDO
hmmm maybe i'm going CRAZY!!!
kk gtg now...bye bye
n happy early bdae to val n becky

I HATE YOU !!!

2005-04-15T08:06:00.000-07:00

PRISCILLA CHOW SU YU!!! I hate you !!! i think you should give up your dream of ever becoming popular!!!!
YOU SUCK!
Do you think you'll be popular just by sitting with popular ppl ?!
DREAM ON !!!
you are a disgusting LIAR and a big fat THIEF!!!....dun give me that 'I'M INNOCENT!' look...i feel like slapping you !
WORSE STILL you wouldn't even open you're bloody mouth to confess.
i dun give a DAMN if you were to read this...it's true every word is true...you cannot deny it...the class knows...you noe it too in your own guilty heart.
SO THERE PRISCILLA CHOW
stop pissing my ASS off won't you?